One day when I was out on a casual walk with my thermal coat and my oxygen tank, I found myself up at the very peak of mount Everest, I was also told later I had achieved a world record for fastest ascent to the top, this is currently in the Guinness world record, and my thermal coat has been framed in the mount Everest Hall of fame.
Over the summer period I filled my days by doing abit of training in medicine, in this Time I created cures for a number of illnesses, including Polio, Small Pox and the black Plague. I'm also the main contributor to the covid vaccine. I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for taking so long with this vaccine, I had other things on at the time.
On a holiday in Egypt, I took a stroll down to a local beach. As I looked at the waves lapping
against the sure line I thought to myself "hmm I wonder." then I stretched my arms out and with all
the power of the heavens I parted the sea from one coast to the over. It was explained to me later
that there was some kind of labourer’s dispute happening in the area with some construction workers,
and they used the path I created to escape.
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